Join Friendster (FS) ga?....kalo' ga join, kelaut aja deh!...he..he...friendster memang fenomena, cara tercepat mendapatkan teman meskipun hanya di dunia maya alias cyber.
Di FS, selain dapet temen-temen yg asik (ini seh pasti!), banyak hal lain yang saya suka, salah satunya adalah "Bulletin Board" (BB).
Some times I found it so funny that it could makes me smile...or even laugh out loud by myself (crazy isn't it?).
Apa yang ditulis di BB sometimes is a very common and simple things, but how in the earth they can come out with that idea?
Here's one of them, it is a bulletin board from my beautifull pal, Ari Brekellzzz.
Rated R (17 th keatas!!!)
1. Do you like it ? absolutely!
2. When was your first time ? when i was young lah!
3. How many times per day/week/month/year ? dulunya sih seminggu 3 kali, skarang susyah nyarinya
4. Enjoy it alone ? yup..lebih enak sendirian
5. Enjoy it with a partner ? sometimes
6. Enjoy it with a stranger ? pernah juga sih
7. Standing/sitting/lying down/kneeling ? everystyle deh pokoke...enak banget!
8. You suck or lick or bite ? licking first....then.. enjoy every bites of it!
9. You spit or swallow ? hhmmm
10. From front or behind ? wach..enaknya sih dari depan lah
11. Dark or bright ? dark....sweet
12. In candlelight ? never try
13. Hot, warm or cool condition ? cool....dingin lebih nikmat!
14. In the rain ? could be
15. In the snow ? nope!
16. Fast or slow ? slowly
17. Your partner also like it ? not really
18. When was his/her first time ? dunno!
19. He/she suck or lick or bite ? whatever deh
20. You look into his/her eyes ? gak lah
21. You hold his/her hands ? maunya sih getoo
22. How big is yours ? big enough lah
23. Does size matter to you ? nope!
24. To your partner ? not really
25. You/your partner use any protection, in case there is an unwanted spill ? sometimes
26. Morning or afternoon or night ? depends!
27. (if night) All night long ? gak lah!
28. Most favourite place ? my greeny room
29. Wash your hands after ? pake antis aja
30. Most favourite flavour ? Chocolate duuoonk !!!
PS : Thank you for sharing your most private experience about ice cream,...I knew it.....I knew it before...he..he..he...
See....I've told you it's funny!
No comments :
Post a Comment